Claim it or I'm declaring hammer time

[irishcoffee]

A rather perverted human skull turned up at the cafe this morning.

It won't tell me to whom it belongs, keeps insisting that all it wants is for me to find him a home under my cafe counter and walk over him a few times a day.

No matter how charming his accent, if he's not claimed I'll have to introduce him to my favorite claw hammer at some point soon.