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A rather perverted human skull turned up at the cafe this morning.

It won't tell me to whom it belongs, keeps insisting that all it wants is for me to find him a home under my cafe counter and walk over him a few times a day.

No matter how charming his accent, if he's not claimed I'll have to introduce him to my favorite claw hammer at some point soon.
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First I would like to thank everyone involved with the clean up at Irish Coffee. It wasn't the most glamorous work, and was downright disgusting at times, so thank you from the bottom of my heart for the grunt labor.

Thanks to that hard work, I'm pleased to announce that the cafe will be open again at noon today, resuming my normal hours tomorrow.

Hope to see you there.
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Residents of Faelan's Folly.

I understand that while to some degree, the rules governing behavior might be a little more relaxed than they are where you came from, those governing destruction of property are still very much in effect.

That said, whomever took it upon themselves to redecorate the cafe for me over night, your actions have been well documented with the FPD. Not just with pictures and statements but with preter methods.

You will be caught and when you are, you will be dealt with to the fullest extent of the law.

Just because there's no one currently inhabiting the jail, doesn't mean I wouldn't have any number of volunteers to help staff it.
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I'm certain everyone's seen the posters around town, but on the off chance you haven't...


This coming Friday, May 10, is the annual Founders Ball.

As always, dress is formal and attendance is open to all residents who wish to attend and can behave themselves. I'd prefer to not have a repeat of last year's fiasco with the faerie males, human females, and whatever the hell they did to their minds to make them hornier than a rave in an Xtacy factory.

To that end, mind magic will be ineffective within the ballroom itself as well as a half-mile out from the venue. Don't like it? Don't show up. Easy.

The stores in town should be starting to find their supplies of formal wear increasing starting tomorrow. I don't anticipate a shortage, but it's always a good idea to secure your choices early. No one wants to be stuck in chartreuse unless you happen to be lucky enough to pull the color off.

Hope everyone is well.

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