Claim it or I'm declaring hammer time
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faelansfolly_netA rather perverted human skull turned up at the cafe this morning.
It won't tell me to whom it belongs, keeps insisting that all it wants is for me to find him a home under my cafe counter and walk over him a few times a day.
No matter how charming his accent, if he's not claimed I'll have to introduce him to my favorite claw hammer at some point soon.
It won't tell me to whom it belongs, keeps insisting that all it wants is for me to find him a home under my cafe counter and walk over him a few times a day.
No matter how charming his accent, if he's not claimed I'll have to introduce him to my favorite claw hammer at some point soon.
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Date: 2013-09-25 06:28 pm (UTC)I'll be right there.
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Date: 2013-09-25 07:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-25 07:16 pm (UTC)And he understands that if Jack shows up before you do, he'd be better suited to not mentioning what's not under my dress while he's here.
Have you had him long?
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Date: 2013-09-25 07:29 pm (UTC)Sometimes it feels like forever.
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Date: 2013-09-25 07:38 pm (UTC)We're talking elemental magic now and I could be wrong but I think he's actually taking notes.
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Date: 2013-09-25 08:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-25 08:11 pm (UTC)Doesn't he ever get laid?
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Date: 2013-09-25 08:42 pm (UTC)Plus, I don't think it would help.
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Date: 2013-09-25 08:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-26 04:59 am (UTC)Whatever would you want him for?
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Date: 2013-09-26 01:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-27 03:25 am (UTC)That worries me.
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Date: 2013-09-27 04:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-09-28 10:27 pm (UTC)That's because you don't know Bob like I do.