Claim it or I'm declaring hammer time

[irishcoffee]

A rather perverted human skull turned up at the cafe this morning.

It won't tell me to whom it belongs, keeps insisting that all it wants is for me to find him a home under my cafe counter and walk over him a few times a day.

No matter how charming his accent, if he's not claimed I'll have to introduce him to my favorite claw hammer at some point soon.

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[wizard4hire]

Just... just stick him in a sack until I get there.

[irishcoffee]

He's fine, Harry, truly.

And he understands that if Jack shows up before you do, he'd be better suited to not mentioning what's not under my dress while he's here.

Have you had him long?

[wizard4hire]

I'd better hurry, he doesn't understand "better suited".

Sometimes it feels like forever.

[irishcoffee]

He understands the hammer right next to him and that Jack would make it worse.

We're talking elemental magic now and I could be wrong but I think he's actually taking notes.

[wizard4hire]

Probably the best way to make sure he keeps it clean.

[irishcoffee]

For the most part, anyway.

Doesn't he ever get laid?

[wizard4hire]

He's a skull, so not really.

Plus, I don't think it would help.

[irishcoffee]

Do you ever loan him out? I kinda like him.

[wizard4hire]

Whatever would you want him for?

[irishcoffee]

It seems we have a lot to teach one another.

[wizard4hire]

That worries me.

[irishcoffee]

Stop worrying so much, Harry. it's fine, promise.

[wizard4hire]

That's because you don't know Bob like I do.